cigfran

When all is lost, spite will get you through the hard times. If not, at least you'll have the satisfaction of inconveniencing your antagonists with your last breath.
—ectoplasmosis

a friend of mine once declared that if you're crossing the street and a quick glance reveals a looming car taking high-speed aim at you, the thing to do is lay out sideways in midair as it strikes, making damn sure that they'll have a hell of a time picking pieces of you out of their ruined grille.