on being gwyneth

Die Hard totally nuked the fridge with the “riding the jumpjet” sequence.

now this is the kind of activism i can get behind: a petition to get uwe boll to please, please just make it stop.

watch poltergeist III, and hit every time anyone says “Carol Ann”.

by the time the film is half over, your coma will overtake your boredom.

“Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!”